My first tab. Standard tuning, no capo. 
Intro: D-Em-C-G
For the verses using the D-Em-C-G progession, D will be played three times, Em one time, C and G both two times.


D                      Em         C                    G
   They're gonna find intelligent life up there on the moon
        D                     Em              C                 G
And the canterbury tales will shoot up to the top of the best seller list
    D                 Asus4
And stay there for 27 weeks


          D               Asus4
And the Chicago Cubs will beat every team in the league
         G                          Asus4            A
And the Tampa Bay Bucs will make it all the way to January
    D                  Asus4
And I will love you again
       G                Asus4   A
I will love you, like I used to
D                  Asus4
I will love you again
       G                Asus4   A
I will love you, like I used to


D           Em              C                        G                     
        The stars are gonna spell out the answers to tomorrow's crosswords
D                           Em      C                          G
And the phillips corporation   will admit that they've made an awful mistake
    D                      Em       C          G     D                  Asus4            
And Bill Gates will single handedly spearhead    the heaven seventeen revival


          D               Asus4
And the Chicago Cubs will beat every team in the league
         G                          Asus4              A
And the Tampa Bay Bucs will take it all the way to the top
    D                  Asus4
And I will love you again
       G                Asus4   A
I will love you, like I used to
D                  Asus4
I will love you again
       G                Asus4   A
I will love you, like I used to


Outro: D-Em-C-G