E (022100@1) Circumstances eat themselves A (x02220@1) A/Ab (402220@1)name="chord_244222@1">F#m The present tense has been BFill (x2444x@1)the fancy bowl up A (x02220@1) EAt (022100@1)the present tense tureen. EI (022100@1)once had a girl, she lived in the past A (x02220@1) EIt (022100@1)was clear that relationship wouldn't last BIt (x2444x@1)was clear from the way she had to sleep south A (x02220@1) EIt (022100@1)was clear from the lines around her mouth So I went for a walk in the ravine A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)came upon an unbelievable scene BIn (x2444x@1)a tiny creek there's a tiny boat A (x02220@1) EWith (022100@1)a tiny man in a tiny coat I said "Hey man, do you think you can help?" A (x02220@1) EHe (022100@1)said "Of course I can - I'm an elf BWe're (x2444x@1)not just fictional device A (x02220@1) EWe (022100@1)sail ravines and give advice" I said "My baby is what it's about" A (x02220@1) EHe (022100@1)cried "Helms a-lee, boy, I'm comin' about BDon't (x2444x@1)fill me in on right or wrong A (x02220@1) ETake (022100@1)these ropes and sing this song" E (022100@1) Circumstances eat themselves A (x02220@1) A/Ab (402220@1)name="chord_244222@1">F#m The present tense has been BFill (x2444x@1)the fancy bowl up A (x02220@1) EAt (022100@1)the present tense tureen. EHis (022100@1)eyes were afire, he lit up a coal A (x02220@1) EHanded (022100@1)me a ladle and a little white bowl BPut (x2444x@1)the pot on the fire, he opened a book A (x02220@1) EAnd (022100@1)said "sit down, the thing's gotta cook" "That's the loveliest pot I've ever seen" A (x02220@1) EHe (022100@1)said "it's not a pot, it's a tureen BAnd (x2444x@1)what's inside will make you well A (x02220@1) ESo (022100@1)ring this little dinner bell" Then he giggled in french - that's what he did A (x02220@1) ELike (022100@1)a kid at Christmas, as he opened the lid B"Help (x2444x@1)yourself" he beamed with pride A (x02220@1) EBut (022100@1)there was no sweet soup inside. Silence fell on the cooling night A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)thought I better fake it just to be polite BSmallest (x2444x@1)friend, biggest moon A (x02220@1) EEmpty (022100@1)bowl, empty spoon. E (022100@1) Circumstances eat themselves A (x02220@1) A/Ab (402220@1)name="chord_244222@1">F#m The present tense has been BFill (x2444x@1)the fancy bowl up A (x02220@1) EAt (022100@1)the present tense tureen. E (022100@1) Circumstances eat themselves A (x02220@1) A/Ab (402220@1)name="chord_244222@1">F#m The present tense has been BFill (x2444x@1)the fancy bowl up A (x02220@1) EAt (022100@1)the present tense tureen.