INTRO 
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VERSE
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I still haven't found a girlfriend
C                  D
though I've tried a lot
G
So can you help me please
C                  D
it's tougher than I thought

C      G            D
The odds are pretty good but
    Em              C
the goods are pretty odd
                                                D
still at this point I'd take anything you've got.

G
You see this all the time
     C                 D
nice girls in love with jerks
G
What could they be thinking
C             D
Tell me how it works

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If I've got some problems well I
Em           C
wouldn't be the first
                                        D
but the ones I have in mind are even worse

CHORUS
C D  Em            C
Even Hilter had a girlfriend
G                  D
Who he could always call
        G
Who'd always be there for him
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In spite of all his faults
C       G              D
He was the worst guy ever
G       D      Em
reviled and despised
     C             Am                     D
Even Hilter had a girlfriend so why can't I
             (short pause) C
Why can't I? 

VERSE
G
Life is full of contradictions
C       D
Hard to understand
G
And for every happy woman
C              D
There's a lonely man

C       G              D
Nixon had his puppy
            Em                     C
Charles Manson had his clan
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But god forbid that I get a girlfriend

CHORUS
C D Em            C
Even Hilter had a girlfriend
G                        D
Who he could call his own
        G
to sweeten days of bitterness
C                       D
and feeling all alone
C       G                        D
I'm not as bad as Hilter but it
Em              C
doesn't mean a thing since
        C                Am              D      
they'd rather be with Hitler more than me
        Em                         C
I don't see why they'd rather be with
D               G
Hitler more than me