Note: The song is mainly just the B-note (seriously), during the verses, I prefer to play the first 16 notes on the second fret on the A-string, and then the second bunch of 16 notes on the higher octave (so the 14 on the A-string). But I am pretty sure Mikey just plays the second fret on the record. Intro/Verse (come in at 0:05 or so) G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|-22222222-22222222-22222222-22222222--------------------| x1 E|--------------------------------------------------------| Chorus (0:09) “Medical emergency, medical emergency!” G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|-7777-5555-7777-5555-22222222-22222222------------------| x2 E|--------------------------------------------------------| Verse 2 G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|-22222222-22222222-22222222-22222222--------------------| x1 E|--------------------------------------------------------| Second Chorus G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|-7777-5555-7777-5555-22222222-22222222------------------| x2 E|--------------------------------------------------------| “Wooooo-oooooh-ooaaah” G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|-22222222-00000000--------------------------------------| A|-------------------22222222-22222222--------------------| x3 E|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|-22222222-00000000-44444444-44444444--------------------| A|-------------------------------------2-pause------------| x1 E|--------------------------------------------------------| “One, two, three, four, bass!” G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|-22222222-22222222-22222222-22222222--------------------| x1 E|--------------------------------------------------------| Verse 3 G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|-22222222-22222222-22222222-22222222--------------------| x1 E|--------------------------------------------------------| Chorus 3 Second Chorus G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|-7777-5555-7777-5555-22222222-22222222------------------| x2 E|--------------------------------------------------------| “Wooooo-oooooh-ooaaah” G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|-22222222-00000000--------------------------------------| A|-------------------22222222-22222222--------------------| x3 E|--------------------------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------don’t hit the B-----| D|-22222222-00000000-44444444-44444444—and pause----------| A|--------------------------------------------------------| x1 E|--------------------------------------------------------| Last Chorus G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|-22222222-22222222-22222222-22222222--------------------| x1 E|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|-7777-5555-7777-5555-2----------------------------------| x1 E|--------------------------------------------------------|