This is my first time here... ^_____________^

Intro: A

Yeah!

AAnd (x02220@1)if your heart stops beating 
CmI'll (x3101x@1)be here wondering 
F#m (244222@1)                   DDid (xx0232@1)you get what you deserve?
                     A (x02220@1)          
The ending of your life and if you get to heaven
CmI'll (x3101x@1)be here waiting, babe 
F#m (244222@1)                   DDid (xx0232@1)you get what you deserve?
     
                      BmThe (x24432@1)end and if your life won't wait
            D (xx0232@1)         EThen (022100@1)your heart can't take this

Chorus:
  A (x02220@1)               CmHave (x3101x@1)you heard the news that you're dead? 
  F#m
No one ever had much nice to say 
  DI (xx0232@1)think they never liked you anyway 
  A (x02220@1)               CmOh (x3101x@1)take me from the hospital bed  
  F#m
Wouldn't it be grand It ain't exactly what you planned 
  D (xx0232@1)               
And wouldn't it be great 
    E (022100@1)       AIf (x02220@1)we were dead?
      AOoh (x02220@1)dead


---Same Pattern---

Tongue tied and oh so squeamish 
You never fell in love 
Did you get what you deserve? 
The ending of your life 
And if you get to heaven 
I'll be here waiting, babe 
Did you get what you deserve? 
The end and if your life won't wait 
then your heart can't take this... 
(Repeat Chorus)

Bm (x24432@1)                  AAnd (x02220@1)in my honest observation 
               F#mDuring (244222@1)this operation
                               D (xx0232@1)Found a complication in your heart 
                 Bm (x24432@1)
So long, 'cause now you've 
got (now you've got) 
           CmMaybe (x3101x@1)just two weeks to live 
Is that the best that you can give?

One! Two! one! two! three! four! 
A (x02220@1)LA LA LA LA LA! 
CmLA (x3101x@1)LA LA LA LA LA! 
F#m (244222@1)             DLA (xx0232@1)LA LA LA LA LA LA! 
Well come on, 
ALA (x02220@1)LA LA LA LA! 
CmLA (x3101x@1)LA LA LA LA LA! 
F#m (244222@1)             DLA (xx0232@1)LA LA LA LA LA LA... 
Motherfucker! 
     A (x02220@1)              CmIf (x3101x@1)life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!) 
                   F#mThen (244222@1)why are we laughing? 
(LA LA LA LA LA LA!) 
                       EIf (022100@1)life ain't just a joke (LA 
LA LA LA LA LA LA!) 
          EThen (022100@1)why are we laughing? 
     A (x02220@1)              CmIf (x3101x@1)life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!) 
                    F#mThen (244222@1)why are we laughing? 
(LA LA LA LA LA LA!) 
                       D-E
If life ain't just a joke (LA 
LA LA LA LA LA LA!) 
               AThen (x02220@1)why am I dead? 
ADEAD! (x02220@1)