Intro:
| G5 | G5 F#5 |
| G5 |

Yeah!
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Verse I:
G5
 And if your heart stops beating
F5            B5
 I'll be here wondering
        E5              C5
Did you get what you deserve?

The ending of your life

Pre-Chorus:
G5
And if you get to heaven
F#5              B5   
I'll be here waiting babe
        G5               C5
Did you get what you deserve?!

The end!

             A5
And if your life won't wait
           C5          D5
Then your heart can't take this!

Chorus:
G5               B5
Have you hear the news that you're dead?!
C5
No one ever had much nice to say,
   Eb5                      D5
I think I never liked you anyway.
     G5               B5
Oh, take me from the hospital bed!
  C5
Wold'nt it be grand?

It ain't exactly what you planned.
       Eb5                 D5       G5
And wold'nt it be great if we were dead?
F#5  G5
Oh, dead...

Verse II:
G
Tounge-tied and oh squeamish,
F#5            B5
You never fell in love,
          E5              C5
Did you get what you deserve?

The ending of your life

Pre-Chorus:
G5
And if you get to heaven
F#5              B5   
I'll be here waiting babe
        G5               C5
Did you get what you deserve?!

The end!

             A5
And if your life won't wait
           C5          D5
Then your heart can't take this!

Chorus:
G5               B5
Have you hear the news that you're dead?!
C5
No one ever had much nice to say,
   Eb5                      D5
I think I never liked you anyway.
     G5               B5
Oh, take me from the hospital bed!
  C5
Wold'nt it be grand

to take the pistol by the hand?
       Eb5                 D5       G5
And wold'nt it be great if we were dead?

Bridge:
 A5                    G5
And in my honest observation
  F#5              E5
During this operation
                 E5             C5
Found a complication in your heart
                 A5
So long, 'cause now you've got (now you've got)
       B5
Maybe just 2 weeks to live
(Is that the most the both of you can give?!?!?!)

Solo (Frank's guitar):
[| G5 | B5 | C5 | Eb5 D5 |]x2

1, 2, 1 2 3 4!

G5
La la la la la!
   B5
La la la la la la!
   C5              D5
La la la la la la la!

Well, c'mon

G5
La la la la la!
   B5
La la la la la la!
   C5              D5
La la la la la la la!

You motherfucker

   G5
  (La la la la la)    (La 
If life ain't just a joke
B5
 la la la la la)
 then why are we laughing?!
  C5 
  (La la la la la)    (La 
If life ain't just a joke
D5
 la la la la la)
 then why are we laughing?!
   G5
  (La la la la la)    (La 
If life ain't just a joke
B5
 la la la la la)
 then why are we laughing?!
  C5 
  (La la la la la) 
If life ain't just a joke
     D5
then why am I dead?!

| G5 | F#5
 G5
Dead!