Yeah! ( G5 - B5 - E5 - C5 ) G5 And if your heart stops beating B5 I'll be here wondering E5 C5 Did you get what you deserve? G5 The ending of your life And if you get to heaven B5 I'll be here waiting, babe E5 C5 Did you get what you deserve? A5 The end, and if your life won't wait C5 D5 Then your heart can't take this G5 B5 Have you heard the news that you're dead? C5 No one ever had much nice to say D#5 I think they never liked you anyway G5 B5 Oh take me from the hospital bed C5 Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned. D#5 And wouldn't it be great If we were dead? G5 Ohh dead. G5 Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish B5 You never fell in love E5 C5 Did you get what you deserve? The ending of your life G5 And if you get to heaven B5 I'll be here waiting, babe E5 C5 Did you get what you deserve? A5 The end, and if your life won't wait C5 D5 Then your heart can't take this G5 B5 Have you heard the news that you're dead? C5 No one ever had much nice to say D#5 I think they never liked you anyway G5 B5 Oh take me from the hospital bed C5 Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned. D#5 And wouldn't it be great If we were dead? A5 D5 And in my honest observation B5 During this operation E5 Found a complication in your heart C5 E5 So long, 'Cause now you've got (now you've got) B5 Maybe just two weeks to live Is that the most the both of you can give? SOLO ( G5 - B5 - C5 - D#5 ) One, two, one two three four! ( G5 - B5 - C5 - D5 2x) LA LA LA LA LA! LA LA LA LA LA LA! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! Well come on, LA LA LA LA LA! LA LA LA LA LA LA! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! Oh motherfucker, ( G5 - B5 - C5 - D5 2x) If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!) Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!) If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!) Then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!) Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!) If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!) Then why am I dead? G5 DEAD!
