Intro: A5 E5 F5 E5 

                        A5 
Only buy this if you're lonely 
     F5               E5 
Only listen if you're blue 
                              A5 
If you're married and you are happy 
              F5            E5 
This song is not to do with you 
       A5 
If you listening at your work place 
        F5                E5 
Feeling small amongst the men 
       A5 
Do not sing this to your workmates 
     F5             E5      A5 
This song is not to do with them 
              E5           A5 
But if you're sitting on a bar stool 
E5                         A5 
Wondering what on earth to do 
F5                       D5 
Don't let them tell you no-one cares 
E5 
This song's one especially for you 

If you are listening on your radio 

Smiling while you drive along 

Tune the band into another 

Because this song is not your song 

If you're working as FDJ 

Leave this record in its sleeve 

Cause this one's not for general airplay 

This song is for day she leaves 

And if you bought this and you're sinking 

And I think that you know who 

It matters not the mouth that's singing 

This song's one especially for you 
        A5 
So this goes out to the lonely 

So this goes out to the sad 
       D5 
And it goes out to the only  
        E5            A5 
One you felt you ever had 

If you're there in total darkness  

With a letter in your hand 

Do not bother with the letter 

Just Listen to the band 
A5 
So only buy this if you're lonely...