CAPO 2

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I remember quite well
The first time I took you home
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We were so young
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I didn't think much of you
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Sure you were cute and full of tricks
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And a whole lot brighter than a guinea pig
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But I didn't think much of you back then

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And I think you loved me first
Cause it sure took me a while
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To figure out
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That you were kinda special
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But now you're old and full of ticks
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And you yell at everybody just for kicks
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And I wish that you would just shut up


CHORUS:
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Why do you scream at me
Why do you scream
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I don't know why you have to do that
Cause things don't seem
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All that bad to me
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Oh I'm beggin' you please
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Baby please don't scream



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Do you remember that old cat
Who beat you up so bad
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You almost didn't make it
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I almost couldn't take it
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But now you're mean and paranoid
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There's not a piece of this house that you haven't destroyed
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And I wish that you would just shut up.


CHORUS 

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You know I've loved a lot of men
And moved far away from them
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And I hate to say it
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But you're my oldest friend
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And I'm glad you're around
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Cause you still know how to make my favorite sound
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But then I wish that you would just shut up.