Intro: D5 , A5 , G5 , G5 x 2

         D5           A5             G5
He's the wasp in the jam , he's the dad at the party
    D5            A5      G5
The trash in the beauty spot
         D5            A5             G5
He's the cloud in the sky, he's the fly in the ointment
    D5           A5       G5
The nail in the parking lot


      G5              D5        A5              G5
Let's give the man a hug then put him out to grass
     G5             D5        A5                 G5
Feel sorry for the bug, the one that's up his ass
      G5               D5           A5              G5
We're pulling out the plug, we're turning on the gas
                    A5
We're turning on the gas


       B5         G5               D5          E5
And he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecream
       A5          G5              D5          E5
And he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancing
        D5          G5
Yeah he don't like dancing


         D5           A5                G5
He's the frog in the throat, he's the spot on the forehead
    D5            A5      G5
The crack in the window pane
         D5           A5              G5
He's the leak in the boat, he's the weed in the rosebed
    D5            A5       G5
The truck in the outside lane


   G5            D5         A5                G5
So get the kids along and fill 'em up with love
     G5            D5          A5               G5
Then sing a happy song yeah, really piss him off
    G5             D5         A5               G5
Cos everything is wrong and nothing's good enough
                  A5
It won't be good enough


       B5         G5               D5          E5
And he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecream
       A5          G5              D5          E5
And he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancing
       B5         G5                D5         E5
And he don't like your face and he won't die laughing



Instr: A, A4 x 2
       D5 , A5 , G5 , G5 x 2

   G5            D5          A5             G5
So chuck it and run, he'll only make you mad
     G5                D5        A5                G5
Just go and have some fun, the best you've ever had
         G5               D5        A5             G5
And say "Shoot me with a gun if I ever get like that
                    A5
Please don't let me get like that"


Instr: B5 , G5 , D5 , E5 , A5 , G5 , 
D5 , E5


       B5         G5               D5          E5
And he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecream
       A5          G5              D5          E5
And he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancing
       B5         G5                D5         E5
And he don't like your face and he won't die laughing




Instr: A, A4 x 3

       c, F (repeat to fade)
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