Tuning: Sharp Standard (listen to the intro and match the corresponding notes to his tuning)
Intro
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intro chords: D A Em G D Bm 
A C G

F#m
Wide-eyed optimist
D
Looking for a sarcastic Sagittarius
G
Airplanes in your window
D Bm C G
I don't want to break your confidence
F#m
Spying for a look-see
D
That blow-mouth wrestling with the sound of happiness
Bm A F#
I'll gladly not harbor your boats
G A
Know that in a house of resentment nothing grows

(chorus)

Bm D A G
This unlikely pair, this unlikeable prune
It's a cream puff wedding of two
Bm F#m
Underachievers and nancy boys are bound
F# E
Waiting on the weather
D
In the sleeping house
G Bm Em D
Where we're at arms length and at least two words apart

[D Bm A Em G D Bm 
A C G]

F#m
Catalog reaction
Pleasant inconsistencies
D G
A salad on your toes makes a better breakfast
Em C G
I know where your sweets and scenery sleep
F#m
Those moving words dressing up
D
I've a pretty good idea who I'm standing on
Bm A F# G A
I'll gladly not borrow your voice, maybe a phrase or two
Bm D A G
This unlikely pair, this unlikeable prune
It's a cream puff wedding of two
Bm F#m
Underachievers and nancy boys are bound
F# E
Waiting on the weather to settle down


D Em F#m Gm A D

outro: D A E Em (repeat to end)