Alright, so these guys like to vary somewhat with capos and downtuning, so I encourage to transpose some of the weirder keys. Everything here is the actual note being played with no capo. Pretty simple in terms of chords Let me know if I screwed up, I might have screwed some manual transposing or just screwed up in general. Have fun! Longer Than You've Been Alive C C We’ve been doing this longer than you’ve been alive C Propelled by some mysterious drive F And they still let me do it as weird as that seems C And I do most nights and then again in my dreams G Infinite hallways and giant hotels F Dressing room looks about as good as it smells C C Bottles of whiskey bottles of beer There's a bottle of medicine somewhere round here F We've been in nightclubs and we've in bars C Honky tonks and theaters from Memphis to Mars G Most of our shows were a triumph of rock F Although some nights I might have been checking the clock C C I'm only human though I'm super at times I've jumped off of risers I should not have climbed F Rock jumps won't kill you till one of them does C Well they'll say he died doing what he loves G We got our share of loving in the past F Although we were all looking for someone who'd last C C Well it must be hard to get partnered with me Some narcissism some OCD F But love that comes easy's a fake or a fluke C Love is a marathon sometimes you puke G Speaking of which there has been alcohol F Oceans and oceans but that isn't all G Mountains of weed a hand full of pills F None of the hard stuff that shit kills G We've been doing it longer than you've been alive F 20 good years and about 25 C F C Rock and roll's been very very good to me G F C The open road's the only place I wanna be F C Rock and roll's been very very good to me G F C The open road's the only place I wanna be C C Now I'm not crazy bout songs that get self referential And most of this stuff should be kept confidential F Oh but who even gives half a fuck any more C Well you should know the truth it's both a blast and a bore G Rock stars were once such mythical creatures F Up there with presidents, playmates, and preachers C C Oh well now you just do it cause it's what you do They throw underwear instead of money at you F And I've made a living out of shaking my ass C And if you offered an office I'd have to pass G But our jobs are all jobs and sometimes they suck F I love what I do and I've had pretty good luck C C All the fans are all clapping screaming and squealing And I won't lie to you that's a pretty sweet feeling F And I might butt heads with the guys in my band C But I never once went to work for the man G The men and the women like you him and her F We're sharing this night that will soon be a blur G We've been doing this longer than you've been alive F Get on the buss F C And tell the driver to driiiiiiiiive F C Rock and roll's been very very good to me G F C The open road's the only place I wanna be F C Rock and roll's been very very good to me G F C The open road's the only place I wanna be F C Rock and roll's been very very good to me G F C The open road's the only place I wanna be G F C I said the open road's the only place I wanna be C Yeeaaaahhh!!!! Jam out on C Give It Time Into: G D C x3 Am C G D C When I saw you for the first time G D C I thought I might be sick G D C That combination of joy and compulsion Am C And you were the reason for it G D C And in the blink of an eyelid G D C You were in my ride G D C I was wasted thought you laughed when I kissed you Am C Though I guess it makes sense that you cried G D C Give it time G D C Give it time Em D C Give it time C It will break you G D C x2 G D C Up from our house I heard voices G D C So far away G D C There's no difference between ropes and roses Am C But you got nothing good to say G D C And in the blink of an eyelid G D C You become someone else G D C I try to find you but you are on an island Am C And I guess I got to tell myself G D C Give it time G D C Give it time Em D C Give it time C It will break you Break: G D C x3 Am C Em D Em D G D C When I saw you for the last time G D C I sweat right through my shirt G D C I'm no professional heartbreak's just a past time Am C But that don't mean it don't hurt G D C Give it time G D C Give it time Em D C Give it time C It will break G D C Give it time G D C Give it time Em D C Give it time C It will break you G D C It will break you G D C It will break you G D C It will break you Am C G Let's Get Drunk and Get It On G G C Your eyes are the color as seen from outerspace Am C G Got a gorgeous though it's a little odd G C Tell me that you like the songs that tell the story of Am C G Real love the kind that's flawed D C G D C Let's drink whiskey and do it all night long D C G Let's get drunk and get it on G C Take you to a cheap hotel out on the interstate Am C G Well you look so great to me G C This is the perfect place for a rendezvous Am C It's got a rotten view but the ice is free D C G D C Let's drink whiskey and do it all night long D C G Let's get drunk and get it on Oh yeah! Break: G C Am C G x2 G C Lay out a blanket beneath the water tower Am C G Watch the meteor shower heaven on display G C We got right here right now lucky us Am C G It's wondrous what a perfect day D C G D C Drink champagne and make love all night long D C G Let's get drunk and get it on D C G D C Let's drink whiskey and do it all night long D C G Let's get drunk and get it on D C G Let's get drunk and get it on D C G Let's get drunk and get it on G Woohoo! This is the Ballad Intro: G D C G x2 G This is the ballad drinking rye whiskey C And sleeping till 2 on a warm afternoon G Telling your journal how badly you miss me D C G And you can't believe I'll be coming so soon G This is the ballad of anticipation C Waiting and waiting and waiting and then G Finally getting the one you've been wanting D C G And guess what, it's time to start waiting again D C This is the ballad we all must sing G D C G While we wait to find out what tomorrow will bring G D C G G This is the ballad of long conversations C Heavy with silence and shuddering breath G Your self-destruct in your voice all shaken D C G My reservations are all I have left G This is the ballad of trying to grow flowers C So life will seem like it has meaning and stuff G Finding out all of those beautiful flowers D C G Will never be anywhere close to enough D C This is the ballad we all must sing G D C G While we wait to find out what tomorrow will bring G D C G Wait to find out what tomorrow will bring Break: G C G D C G G This is the ballad of drinking rye whiskey C Distilled in a barn that burned down around it G Find myself saying what I should be thinking D C G Your figure is flawless I'm so glad I found it D C This is the ballad we all must sing G D C G While we wait to find out what tomorrow will bring G D C G Wait to find out what tomorrow will bring G D C G I can't wait to find out what tomorrow will bring! G D C G x4 Wheels Off G Bm Em C G Bm Em C G Bm Em C G G Bm Em D I've been a party to a number of things G Bm Em D of which I’m not proud but I’ll sing G Bm Em C Bm D every day for pay I’m travelin’ G Bm Em D I got a story ’bout a girl I dig G Bm Em D big heart but she ain’t that big G Bm Em C Bm D she’s a doll that’s all I’m unravelin’ G Bm Em D I try to make her the happiest G Bm Em D all I ever made before was a mess G Bm Em C we drank all the way to the bank Bm D and then we drank again G Bm Em C that’s when it got wheels off G Bm Em C started up and we ain’t gonna stop G Bm Em C I said I like you like it or not C G that’s when it got wheels off G Bm Em D G Bm Em D G Bm Em D I took her back and I carried her in G Bm Em D we kissed once and we did it again G Bm Em C Bm D she’s a bright beam of light no sleep for me G Bm Em D we went drinking at the Roosevelt G Bm Em D we took something and we started to melt G Bm Em C Bm D this is love and it’s blowin’ up exponentially G Bm Em C that’s when it got wheels off G Bm Em C started up and we ain’t gonna stop G Bm Em C She made me feel like a God C G that’s when it got wheels off Break: G Bm Em C G Bm Em C G Bm Em C G G Bm Em C G Bm Em C G Bm Em C G G Bm Em D got a story about a girl I dig G Bm Em D big heart but she ain’t that big G Bm Em C now she’s mine most of the time Bm D that’s good enough for me Em C that’s when it got wheels off Em C started up and we ain’t gonna stop G Bm Em C I said I like you like it or not C G that’s when it got wheels off Em C that’s when it got wheels off Em C started up and we ain’t gonna stop G Bm Em C pour me some Jameson give me some rocks C G that’s when it got wheels off C G that's when it got wheels off G Bm Em C G Bm Em C G Bm Em C G Nashville F F Bb F well I married Caroline back in May of ’99 Bb F C Bb it was fucked up at the time but I figured we’d keep tryin’ F Bb F her brother and her dad they were spitting mad Bb F C Bb when I packed up what I had and took off runnin’ it was bad F Bb F it was mean I didn’t care and it’s gotten me nowhere C F so I’m trying to be a better man F Bb F Bb F C F F Bb F I turned left turns into right I turned sunshine into night Bb F C Bb I got my ass kicked every fight no I couldn’t get it right F Bb F I built castles out of sand I didn’t understand Bb F C Bb why everything I planned ran like whiskey off my hand F Bb F and my hands were never clean things I wished I’d never seen Bb F C Bb I’d do anything to wake up from this motherfuckin’ dream F Bb F who’d I got to blow to get in this fuckin’ show Bb F C Bb it’s dark in there I know and I got nowhere else to go F Bb F but I need a place to hide so I’ll put away my pride Bb C F and come inside ’cause I’m tired of running Break: F Bb F Bb F C F F Bb F Bb F C F Bb F and there’s a universe that’s floating out in space Bb F and I look up there and I can’t find my face Bb Gm and I’m seein’ my reflection backstage C writin’ down the same old words on the same old page F Bb F who’d I got to blow to get in this fuckin’ show Bb F C Bb it’s dark in there I know and I got nowhere else to go F Bb F but I need a place to hide so I’ll put away my pride Bb C F and come inside ’cause I’m tired of running F Bb F who’d I got to blow to get in this fuckin’ show Bb F C Bb it’s dark in there I know and I got nowhere else to go F Bb F but I need a place to hide so I’ll put away my pride Bb C F and come inside ’cause I’m tired of running Bb C F come inside ’cause I’m tired of running Bb C F come inside ’cause I’m tired of running F Wasted C C I’m gonna play my guitar ’til my fingers fall off C sing till my voice is gone C F G they might think I’ve wasted my life they’re wrong C I’m not down with the uptight world never gonna be no square I’ll circle round the edge of the big black void F G but I don’t wanna live down there F G I’m better off being wasted C Bb than working my whole life through F G C tonight I wanna get wasted with you C really it’s a pity that you’re so hung up missin’ all the mystery F G you might wanna make a little time with me C but you gotta get rid of that goddamn phone drop it down a wishin’ well dance on the edge of the big black void F G throw rocks at the gates of hell F G We’re better off being wasted C Bb than working our whole life through F G C tonight I wanna get wasted with you Break: Verse Chords C F G C F G F G C Bb F G C C I’m gonna play my guitar ’til my fingers fall off C sing till my voice is gone C F G they might think I’ve wasted my life they’re wrong C I’m not down with the uptight world never gonna be no square I’ll circle round the edge of the big black void F G but I don’t wanna live down there F G I’m better off being wasted C Bb than working my whole life through F G Bb F tonight I wanna get wasted with you F G C tonight I wanna get wasted with you C Guadalajara Intro: C A F G A C A F G E E D E D A E she said hey can I get a little help my bikini is stuck in the back E D E D A E she had sun-brown skin and a lot of white teeth and I watched her mouth go slack D A E D A E I didn’t mean to say yes I never even did I just started when I got to her C A D A E D A E I was there on a work trip she was a holiday girl E D E D A E I woke up in the middle of the night in a pile on the foot of the bed E D E D A E she was fast asleep breathin’ slow arms up over her head D A E D A E she was the champion of the world right then I was a runner up C A I was there on some bullshit work trip D A E D A E look at my good luck look at my good luck C A F G A C D A E E D E D A E she woke up at the crack of noon with a faraway look in her eye E D E D A E lying in a great big patch of sun looking like she was gonna cry D A E I don’t need this kind of pressure I’m a cynical man D A E I got a lot of livin’ left to do C A I’m just here for a work trip babe D A E D A E not to fall in love with you I don’t wanna fall in love with you C A F G A C A F G E E D E D A E I ain’t spoken for I never have been I’m speakin’ for myself just fine E D E D A E I thought I should get a little credit thought I did the right thing this time D A E D A E I let her go I watched her walk I made a memory of her C A D A E I don’t work no good no more thinkin’ ‘bout the holiday girl D A E thinkin’ ‘bout the holiday girl C A F G A C A F G A C A F G A C A F G E E D E D A E she said hey can I get a little help my bikini is stuck in the back The Disconnect Eb Bb Fm Ab Fm Ab Bb Eb Bb Fm Ab orange ones pick you up blue ones get you down Fm Ab Bb oh the glass is golden brown my my Eb Bb Fm Ab these stairs will break your fall there’s diamonds in the steel Fm Ab Bb they’re the only thing that’s real bye bye Eb Ab Eb Cm I am now connected to the disconnect Eb Ab Eb Bb where the real world holds no sway Eb Ab Bb Eb I’ve been gone as long as I can recollect Cm Fm and the real world isn’t that real anyway Eb Bb Fm Ab my friends call me up so they can call me out Fm Ab Bb say you’re always headed south why why Eb Bb Fm Ab truth is life is short truth’s in short supply Fm Ab Bb there’s barely time to cry bye bye Eb Ab Eb Cm I am now connected to the disconnect Eb Ab Eb Bb where the real world holds no sway Eb Ab Bb Eb I’ve been gone as long as I can recollect Cm Fm and the real world isn’t that real anyway Cm Eb no the real world isn’t that real anyway Break: (same as chorus) Eb Ab Eb Cm Eb Ab Eb Bb Eb Ab Bb Eb Cm Fm Cm Fm Bb Bb find your way back home or stay here on your own Bb and spend your life alone Eb Bb Fm Ab green ones turn you off white ones turn you on Fm Ab Bb almost all night long so high Eb Bb Fm Ab come down pay the price it’s steeper everyday Fm Ab Bb are you gone enough to say bye bye Fm Ab Bb are you strong enough to say bye bye Eb Ab Eb Cm I am now connected to the disconnect Eb Ab Eb Bb where the real world holds no sway Eb Ab Bb Eb I’ve been gone as long as I can recollect Cm Fm and the real world isn’t that real anyway Cm Fm no the real world isn’t that real anyway Fm oh the real world isn’t that real any Eb Ab Eb Ab I am now connected to the disconnect (I am now connected to the disconnect) Eb Ab Eb Ab I am now connected to the disconnect (I am now connected to the disconnect) Eb Ab Eb Ab I am now connected to the disconnect (I am now connected to the disconnect) Eb Ab Eb Ab Eb I am now connected to the disconnect (I am now connected to the disconnect) The Ex of All You See F# B F# C# F# B F# C# F# F# B F# on my right hand it’s plain to see F# C# F# the work I’ve done, the miles on me F# B F# but on my left, a white ring’s where F# C# F# a gold one used to be B F# C# F# and oh yeah, she’ll say goodbye B F# C# F# as you are now, so once was I F# B F# as I am now, you’ll surely be F# C# F# the ex of all you see F# B F# Now I have known a Runaround Sue F# C# F# her hand was warm and mine to lose F# B F# she took my day my night my dawn F# C# F# then Runaround Sue was gone B F# C# F# and oh yeah, she’ll say goodbye B F# C# F# as you are now, so once was I F# B F# as I am now, you’ll surely be F# C# F# the ex of all you see Break: F# B F# C# F# B F# C# F# F# B F# in my voice you’ve surely heard F# C# F# for all I’ve said, I have no words F# B F# the happy man, his robe and crown F# C# F# the things that once were ‘round F# B F# but a tough old bird you just can’t kill F# C# F# a smilin’ man I’ll be but still F# B F# a small white circle tells on me F# C# F# for those with eyes to see B F# C# F# and oh yeah, she’ll say goodbye B F# C# F# as you are now, so once was I F# B F# as I am now, you’ll surely be F# C# F# the ex of all you see B F# C# F# and oh yeah, she’ll say goodbye B F# C# F# as you are now, so once was I F# B F# as I am now, you’ll surely be F# C# F# the ex of all you see F# B F# C# F# B F# B (walk down to) G#m F# Intervention Dm Dm my friend Richard’s in a bad bad way Dm waking up beaten up every day Gm drinking malt liquor smokin’ menthols Dm diggin’ a hole climbin’ the walls A C yeah we gotta figure out how to get his attention Dm intervention Dm my friend Richard’s on a bad bad trip Dm can’t smile too good through a busted up lip Gm don’t smile too much no more no how Dm got to get his shit together got to do it right now F C all his friends are feeling the tension Dm intervention G A we’re only here ’cause we care about you D G and we want you to get well G A D G you’re acting like a asshole and we’re sick of it if you can’t tell F C twenty-seven days on a dry vacation Dm intervention Break (same as chorus): G A D G G A D G F C Dm Dm yeah my friend Richard doesn’t want to go Dm he says fuck y’all hell no Am he’s mystified why we’re so lame Dm but if he wakes up dead will he feel the same F C somebody kick him in the sack just to stop his bitching Dm intervention G A we’re only here ’cause we care about you D G and we want you to get well G A D G you’re acting like a asshole and we’re sick of it if you can’t tell F C twenty-seven days on a dry vacation Dm intervention G A we’re only here ’cause we care about you D G and we want you to get well G A D G you’re acting like a asshole and we’re sick of it if you can’t tell F C twenty-seven days on a dry vacation G Dm intervention intervention intervention Jam out on Dm ! Most Messed Up E E stop squeezin’ my shoes quit killin’ my buzz A E why you wreckin’ my mood what are you the fuzz B A I’m so far gone I can’t never get found E I am the most messed up motherfucker in this town E I know it’s not fair I had a head start A E there’s only so many words you can rhyme with heart B A well I used ‘em all up yeah I wrote ‘em all down E I am the most messed up motherfucker in this town E A E B A E B A yeah I need a little need a little need a little need a little sympathy B A E yeah I need a little need a little need a little need a little sympathy E I’ll prove it all night to the porcelain god A E OR the dark-eyed girl with the name I forgot B A but when I wake up there ain’t nobody around E I am the most messed up motherfucker in this town E A E B A E B A yeah I need a little need a little need a little need a little sympathy B A yeah I need a little need a little need a little need a little sympathy B A E yeah I need a little need a little need a little need a little sympathy E E I am the most messed up I am the most messed up E E I am the most messed up motherfucker in this town!!!!!!!!!!!!!
