C (x32010@1)                         GI'm (320003@1)at a nandos trying to paul home
                Em (022000@1)                     DAll (xx0232@1)of my change I spent on Lou
                        CWhere (x32010@1)have his socks gone
              G (320003@1)                      Em (022000@1)                             DNiall (xx0232@1)it's all wrong, you ate the food we made for two

CYeah, (x32010@1)I, I know it's hard to remember
GThe (320003@1)boys tried out seperately
EmIt's (022000@1)even harder to picture
DThey (xx0232@1)placed at number three
CHarry (x32010@1)loves to get naked
GBut (320003@1)the boys never mind
EmAs (022000@1)soon as they got famous
D (xx0232@1)                         CAll (x32010@1)of the fan girls broke down

C (x32010@1)              GTwitcam (320003@1)makes me smile
                               EmSomeone (022000@1)should tell Niall
                   DTo (xx0232@1)hide his profile
            C (x32010@1)                                    GI (320003@1)let Larry Stylinson Prank call my friends
             Em (022000@1)                              D6 (xx0232@1)r's in Terrence, Zayn's no pedophile

C (x32010@1)                     GI'm (320003@1)at a Nandos trying to paul home
                Em (022000@1)                     DAll (xx0232@1)of my change I spent on Lou
                        CWhere (x32010@1)have his socks gone
               G (320003@1)                            Em (022000@1)                       D (xx0232@1) 
Niall it's all wrong, you ate the food we made for two
 
                   C (x32010@1)                  GEverytime (320003@1)I read a new fanfic
                           Em (022000@1)                  DLouis' (xx0232@1)munching on some carrot sticks
                       C (x32010@1)              GWhy (320003@1)is Harry's hair always perfect?
                  Em (022000@1)               DLiam's (xx0232@1)only got one kidney left

C (x32010@1)                             
We've got to thank Simon Cowell
GFor (320003@1)making the boys stay
EmLouis (022000@1)drove the van so slow
DHe (xx0232@1)got stopped twice that day
CZayn (x32010@1)has such beautiful eyes
GAnd (320003@1)perfectly quaffed hair
EmThere (022000@1)were women in Sweden
D (xx0232@1)                                     CWho (x32010@1)wouldn't put their shirts down

C (x32010@1)             GVideo (320003@1)Diaries
                EmSuperman (022000@1)Louis
                   DLiam (xx0232@1)and Daniel Peazer
                           C (x32010@1)                        GAnd (320003@1)Zayn loves Perrie, Niall and his guitar
                       Em (022000@1)                     DLouis (xx0232@1)and Eleanor,the kazoo and Harry

C (x32010@1)                             GI'm (320003@1)at a Nandos trying to paul home
                Em (022000@1)                    DAll (xx0232@1)of my change I spent on Lou
                        C (x32010@1)       
Where have his socks gone
             G (320003@1)                               Em (022000@1)                     DNiall (xx0232@1)it's all wrong, you ate the food we made for two

C (x32010@1)                                       GZayn (320003@1)should probably work on his dance moves
              Em (022000@1)               DNiall (xx0232@1)is a big fan of the zoo
                 C (x32010@1)                          GHarry (320003@1)used to share a flat with Lou
                       Em (022000@1)              DLiam (xx0232@1)won't go near another spoon
                    CNow (x32010@1)I'm at a Nandos