Cadd9              G
I'm at a Nandos trying to Paul home
          Em7               Dsus4  
All of my change I spent on Lou
               Cadd9                           
Where have his socks gone
         G                        Em7               Dsus4
Niall, It's all wrong, you ate the food we made for two


Verse:
      Cadd9                           
Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember
G                          
The boys tried out seperately,    
Em7
It's even harder to picture
Dsus4                             
They placed at number three
Cadd9
Harry loves to get naked
G                            
But the boys never mind 
Em7
As soon as they got famous
Dsus4                    Cadd9                
All of the fan girls broke down


Pre-Chorus:
               G                         
Twitcam makes me smile
Em7
Someone should tell Niall
            Dsus4                     
To hide his profile
Cadd9                  
I let Larry Stylinson 
G
Prank call my friends
             Em7             
6 r's in Terrence,
Dsus4
Zayn's no pedophile


Chorus:
          Cadd9              G
I'm at a Nandos trying to Paul home
          Em7               Dsus4  
All of my change I spent on Lou
               Cadd9                           
Where have his socks gone
         G                        Em7               Dsus4
Niall, It's all wrong, you ate the food we made for two
              Cadd9           G
Everytime I read a new fanfic
                 Em7                   Dsus4
Louis' munching on some carrot stick
                   Cadd9                  G
Why is Harry's hair always perfect?
                Em7                    Dsus4
Liam's only got one kidney left
 

Verse:
Cadd9                              
We've got to thank Simon Cowell
G
For making the boys stay
Em7                            
Louis drove the van so slow
Dsus4
He got stopped twice that day
Cadd9                            
Zayn has such beautiful eyes
G
And perfectly quaffed hair
Em7                         
There were women in Sweden  
Dsus4                           Cadd9
Who wouldn't put their shirts down
 

Pre-Chorus:
               G                         
Video Diaries
Em7
Superman Louis
            Dsus4                     
Liam loves Daniel Peazer
Cadd9                  
And Zayn loves Perrie,
G
Niall and his guitar
             Em7             
Louis and Eleanor,
Dsus4
The kazoo and Harry
 

Chorus:
          Cadd9              G
I'm at a Nandos trying to Paul home
          Em7               Dsus4  
All of my change I spent on Lou
               Cadd9                           
Where have his socks gone
         G                        Em7               Dsus4
Niall, It's all wrong, you ate the food we made for two
              Cadd9           G
Zayn should probably work on his dance moves
                 Em7                   Dsus4
Niall is a big fan of the zoo
                   Cadd9                  G
Harry used to share a flat with Lou
                Em7                    Dsus4
Liam won't go near another spoon
             Cadd9
Now I'm at a Nandos