Intro: []G - [C] - [F] - [C] |-15-1719--20-19--15--17--15---12--15--| |--------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------| |-15-1719--20-19--15--17--15---12-10-10--12-10-8--13--8--10--12-----8---| |-----------------------------------------------------------------15----| |-----------------------------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------------------------| (I only know a little on how to transpose piano tab into guitar tab...) 1st verse: [G] [F] [C] [G] I brush my teeth, and look in the mirror [F] [C] [G] And laugh out loud as I'm beaming from ear to ear [F] [C] [G] I'd rather pick flowers instead of fights [F] [C] [G] And rather than flaunt my style [F] [C] [G] I'd flash you a smile of clean pearly whites Chorus: [Am] [C] [Am] [F] I've been to the dentist a thousand times so I know the drill [Am] [Dm] [C] [G] I smooth my hair said back in the chair but somehow I still need to chill Verse 2: [F] [C] [G] Have a seat [F] [C] [G] He says pleasantly [F] [C] [G] As he shakes my hand [F] [C] [G] And practically laughs at me [F] [C] [G] Open up nice and wide [F] [C] [G] And with a smirk he says, [F] [C] [G] "Don't have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit" [F] [C] [G] As he tries not to grin [Am] [C] [Am] [F] When hygienists leave on long vacations [Am] [Dm] [C] [G] That's when dentists scream and lose their patience (Play chords like in Intro) [G] [C] [F] [C] Talking only brings the toothaches on Because I say the stupidest things So if my resolve goes south I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin And shut my mouth [G] [C] [F] [C] Golf and alcohol don't mix And that's why I don't drink and drive Because, good grief, I'd knock out my teeth And hafta kiss my smile goodbye Back to Chorus
