• Song:

    Dental Care

  • Artist:

    Owl City

G5          D5
I brush my teeth
A5
And look in the mirror
G5             D5
And laugh out loud
A5
As I'm beaming from ear to ear

G5             D5
I'd rather pick flowers
            A5
Instead of fights
                 G5
And rather than flaunt my style
D5
I'd flash you a smile
A5
Of clean pearly whites

G5                              
I've been to the dentist
D5           A5                   G5
A thousand times, so I know the drill
G5                     D5
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
A5                           G5
But somehow I still get the chills

G5      D5
Have a seat
                A5
He says pleasantly
G5               D5 
As he shakes my hand
                A5
And practically laughs at me

                 G5      D5
Open up nice and wide 
                 A5
He says, peering in

And with a smirk he says,
G5                          D5
"Don't have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit"
A5
As he tries not to grin


G5       D5       G5        D5       A5
When hygienists leave on long vacations
G5           D5        G5          D5          A5
That's when dentists scream and lose their patience (patients)

A5                  G5                 D5
Talking only brings the toothaches on
                  G5          D5
Because I say the stupidest things
A5                     G5
So if my resolve goes south
                D5              A5
I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin
    G5       A5
And shut my mouth

G5              D5
Golf and alcohol don't mix
          G5           ,          A5
And that's why I don't drink and drive
G5                                    D5
Because, good grief, I'd knock out my teeth
           G5                A5
And hafta kiss my smile goodbye


G5                              
I've been to the dentist
D5           A5                    G5
A thousand times, so I know the drill
G5                                D5
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
A5                            D5
But somehow I still get the chills
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