Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, 
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words: 
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter. 
"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore." 

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" 
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. 
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" 
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of... 

Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved 
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne 
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved 
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne 

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" 
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. 
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" 
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. 

Again... 
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" 
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. 
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" 
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. 

Again...