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Father?s Last Word - Pat Dailey
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Chord tabbed by: Chris Rorrer on 2 Feb 07
Email: C-roesjunkmail@neo.rr.com
Tuning: Standard E
C F Dm G C7 Am
e|--0----1----1----3----0----0--|
B|--1----1----3----0----1----1--|
G|--0----2----2----0----3----2--| Chords with an exclamation point ex. C!
D|--2----3----0----0----2----2--| indicate that the chord is only strummed
A|--3----3----X----2----3----0--| once and rings out.
E|--0----1----X----3----X----X--|
(Intro)
F F C Am Dm G C G
(Verse 1)
C F Dm
Sit down my sons, I?ve something to say
G C
What my father told me on his dying day
C F Dm
And now to my own sons, I pass this along
G C F C G
For my time is at hand, and soon I?ll be gone
C F Dm
I?ve tried to teach you what?s right and what?s wrong
G C
Be upright, be honest, be brave and be strong
C F Dm
Be kind and be true to the good friends you?ve made
G C C7
And never turn down a chance to get laid!
CHORUS 1:
F
Do the Young ones, the old ones,
C
The hot ones, the cold ones
G C
The scags, the hags, the free and the paid
F
Do the rich ones the poor ones
C Am
The drunk on the floor ones
Dm G
If they?re ugly son pull down the shade
F G C
And never turn down a chance to get laid!
Interlude
F F C Am Dm G C C G F C G
(Verse 2)
C F Dm
Oh boys now I lay here my body all broke
G C
I pray you?ll be heedin? these last words I spoke
C F Dm
As I meet my maker I clearly now see
G C C7
Why all of your mothers are so pissed off at me
CHORUS 2:
F
So, do the big ones, the small ones
C
The short ones, the tall ones
G C
The street walking hooker, the cooker of pain
F
Do the flat chested screamer
C Am
The big breasted big beamers
Dm G
Never mind if she?s fertile or spayed
F G C C7
And never turn down a chance to get laid!
CHORUS 3:
F
Do the sleazy, the easy
C
The smelly, the greasy
G C
The smutty, the slutty, the chubby ones too
F
Do the classic two bagger
C Am
The two legged tail wager
Dm G G!
And boys you?ll know when you?re through
F! G! C!
When you?ve found one you love who loves who loves you
C7!
But until you do?
CHORUS 4:
F
Do the black ones the white ones
C
The loose ones the tight ones
G C
The freaks do the geeks, the uniques and all the antiques
F C Am
Do the nasty and the mean, the obese the obscene
Dm G
But never turn down a chance?
C Am
Always go for romance
Dm G
Never turn down a chance?
C Am
Always go for the pants
F G C
And never turn down a chance to get laid!
(Outro)
F F C Am Dm G C GC
