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Father's Last Word - Pat Dailey
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Chord tabbed by: Chris Rorrer on 2 Feb 07
Email: C-roesjunkmail@neo.rr.com
Tuning: Standard E
C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) Dm (xx0231@1) G (320003@1) C7 (x32310@1) Am (x02210@1)e|--0----1----1----3----0----0--|
B|--1----1----3----0----1----1--|
G|--0----2----2----0----3----2--| Chords with an exclamation point ex. C!
D|--2----3----0----0----2----2--| indicate that the chord is only strummed
A|--3----3----X----2----3----0--| once and rings out.
E|--0----1----X----3----X----X--|
(Intro)
F (133211@1)name="chord_133211@1">F C (x32010@1)name="chord_x02210@1">Am Dm (xx0231@1)name="chord_320003@1">G C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G
(Verse 1)
C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) DmSit (xx0231@1)down my sons, I've something to say
G (320003@1) CWhat (x32010@1)my father told me on his dying day
C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) DmAnd (xx0231@1)now to my own sons, I pass this along
G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) F (133211@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C GFor (320003@1)my time is at hand, and soon I'll be gone
C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) DmI've (xx0231@1)tried to teach you what's right and what's wrong
G (320003@1) CBe (x32010@1)upright, be honest, be brave and be strong
C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) Dm (xx0231@1)
Be kind and be true to the good friends you've made
G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) C7And (x32310@1)never turn down a chance to get laid!
CHORUS 1:
FDo (133211@1)the Young ones, the old ones,
CThe (x32010@1)hot ones, the cold ones
G (320003@1) CThe (x32010@1)scags, the hags, the free and the paid
FDo (133211@1)the rich ones the poor ones
C (x32010@1) AmThe (x02210@1)drunk on the floor ones
Dm (xx0231@1) GIf (320003@1)they're ugly son pull down the shade
F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CAnd (x32010@1)never turn down a chance to get laid!
Interlude
F (133211@1)name="chord_133211@1">F C (x32010@1)name="chord_x02210@1">Am Dm (xx0231@1)name="chord_320003@1">G C (x32010@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C G (320003@1)name="chord_133211@1">F C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G
(Verse 2)
C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) DmOh (xx0231@1)boys now I lay here my body all broke
G (320003@1) CI (x32010@1)pray you'll be heedin' these last words I spoke
C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) DmAs (xx0231@1)I meet my maker I clearly now see
G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) C7Why (x32310@1)all of your mothers are so pissed off at me
CHORUS 2:
FSo, (133211@1)do the big ones, the small ones
CThe (x32010@1)short ones, the tall ones
G (320003@1) CThe (x32010@1)street walking hooker, the cooker of pain
FDo (133211@1)the flat chested screamer
C (x32010@1) AmThe (x02210@1)big breasted big beamers
Dm (xx0231@1) GNever (320003@1)mind if she's fertile or spayed
F (133211@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) C7And (x32310@1)never turn down a chance to get laid!
CHORUS 3:
FDo (133211@1)the sleazy, the easy
CThe (x32010@1)smelly, the greasy
G (320003@1) CThe (x32010@1)smutty, the slutty, the chubby ones too
FDo (133211@1)the classic two bagger
C (x32010@1) AmThe (x02210@1)two legged tail wager
Dm (xx0231@1) G (320003@1) G!
And boys you'll know when you're through
F! G! C!
When you've found one you love who loves who loves you
C7!
But until you do
CHORUS 4:
FDo (133211@1)the black ones the white ones
CThe (x32010@1)loose ones the tight ones
G (320003@1) CThe (x32010@1)freaks do the geeks, the uniques and all the antiques
F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) AmDo (x02210@1)the nasty and the mean, the obese the obscene
Dm (xx0231@1) GBut (320003@1)never turn down a chance
C (x32010@1) AmAlways (x02210@1)go for romance
Dm (xx0231@1) GNever (320003@1)turn down a chance
C (x32010@1) AmAlways (x02210@1)go for the pants
F (133211@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)
And never turn down a chance to get laid!
(Outro)
F F C Am Dm G C GC
