Sex and Beer

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St. Paul in his letter to the Ephesians
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Said, "It came to me upon a midnight clear
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I finished writing all of my gospel
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Now all I seem to want is sex and beer"
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Marc Antony looked down on Caesar�s body
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He said "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me you ear
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I did not come here to praise Caeser
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I came here for sex and beer

Chorus
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Sex and beer, sex and beer
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Are the two things we hold dear
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Sex and beer, sex and beer
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Are the things we like �round here

...and then the rest of the song goes on using the same chords.