Intro: A A I'll bet good money F#m I'll bet some beautiful money E That we could agree D With anybody here to disagree A That we could get up from the table F#m And nobody would know E You could leave your mouth talking D And follow me out the window A I've idled here as long as I can F#m I've taken my entertainment like a man E I'm all ribbons, scissors, flowers D And shaking hands A I'm a name and a black book F#m Attached to a face E At the back of your memory's D Window display A It's on the tip of your tongue, I'm sure D But I must away A Must be good to know people Who know so many people A F#m Must be good to be somebody, A F#m Good to be somebody D They know A F#m A F#m And the fastest of friends, the fastest of friends D I'm sure, we'll all be A F#m A F#m The fastest of friends, the fastest of friends D I'm sure we'll remain A Die here in our deck chairs F#m Surrounded by beautiful shoes E Or hide out with me D Down at the bottom of the swimming pool A Climb the tower to the bell curve F#m That cuts and cuts so clean E Or shoot out sharpened arrows at D Their family trees A Cause I know no quicker way, dear F#m To the shiny gates of hell E Than a room full of handsome devils D Comparing everything to everything else A F#m A F#m And the fastest of friends, the fastest of friends D I'm sure, we'll all be A F#m A F#m The fastest of friends, the fastest of friends D I'm sure we'll remain