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           C5 
It takes a whole lotta liquor to like her  
       C5                   G5 
That?s why I drink all the time  
   G5  
It takes a whole lotta liquor to like her  
     G5                              C5 
When Im liquored up I like her just fine
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             C5  
She wants to tell me where to go, tell me what to do  
C5                           G5  
Tell me what to eat and how loud I can chew  
    G5  
She even wants to tell me what thoughts I ought to think  
   G5                                          C5 
It used to drive me crazy till it drove me to drink  
  
Chorus  
  
Well she?s such a pretty thing, you?ll think she heaven sent  

She?s course and kind, she likes an argument  

She can yell all day, she can scream all night  

I just sit there and smile as high as a kite  
  
Chorus  
  
This drinkin buddy of mine, he married this girl  

Said she?s she was the meanest woman in the world  

I saw her pretty picture and I said your poking fun  

But then the day I met her I said ?Poor me one ? 
  
Chorus  
  
Bridge: 
         F5                  C5  
Well you may look down your nose at me  
G5                     C5  
Think I?m a sorry ole sun of a bee  
    F5                        C5 
The only way I?m givin up my drinkin glass  
   D5                                   G5   
If I can find a way to get her off my ?back  
  
Chorus  
 
Acoustic solo 
      F5                C5   
Put a little brown jug up to my lips  
    D5                          G5 
I?m saving our love with every sip  
  
Chorus 
 
Chorus 2: 
Well every time when I get sober  
She drives me out of my mind  
It takes a whole lotta liquor to like her  
When I?m liquored up I like her just fine  
 
When I?m Liquored up I like her just fine