B5            E5        B5                       E5      B5
He is good at certain things, Like making you feel guilty
                 E5      B5            G5
And disappointing everybody, At breaking promises and plans

And talking shit behind your back, And telling you how you should live

While he goes nowhere fast


       F#5
He says I only see his faults
        A5      E5    F#5
But that's not true
                                               A5 E5 F#5
I'm trying to have a positive attitude
           G5                                  A5
Yeah, he is good, really good
             B5
At certain things 


            E5        B5                                           E5        B5
She is good at certain things, Like staying home watching T.V.
                                         E5    B5            G5
Yeah, she really does it perfectly, But that's not all, you also get

Snotty condescending comments, And she's really good at turning

A small problem Into a huge dramatic mess


F#5                                         B5     E5       F#5
These talents didn't come naturally though

It took a lot of practice
                        B5    E5   F#5
To get them down so well
          G5                       A5
Now she is good, really good
                              B5
At certain things 


D5 , G5 , D5 , G5

B5                      E5       B5                  E5          B5
They were both really good, really good friends of mine
                                 G5
But people they change over time, Now they are so perfect together

I'm so glad they found each other
                                      A5           B5
They make such a wonderful couple