Tuning 
Eb-- 
Bb-- 
Gb-- 
Db-- 
Ab-- 
Eb-- 
 
1st Verse: 
 
E                     C#m 
Never win first place, I don't support the team 
B                              A 
I can't take direction and my socks are never clean 
E                 C#m 
Teachers dated me, my parents hated me 
B                            A 
I was always in a fight cuz I can't do nothin' right 
 
Pre Chorus: 
A                  B       
Everyday I fight a war against the mirror 
A                              B 
I can't take the person starin' back at me 
                   E 
I'm a hazard to myself 
 
Chorus: 
               C#m     B                  A 
Don't let me get me, I'm my own worst enemy 
                            E     C#m 
Its bad when you annoy yourself, so irritating 
B                          A 
Don't wanna be my friend no more 
                    E          C#m 
I wanna be somebody else 
                    B      A 
I wanna be somebody else yeah 
 
2nd Verse: 
E           C#m 
LA told me, "you'll be a pop star 
B                       A 
All you have to change, is everything you are" 
E                         C#m 
Tired of being compared to damn Britney spears 
B               A 
she's so pretty, that just ain't me 
 
Bridge: 
A                       B 
Doctor doctor won't you please prescribe somethin' 
A                             B 
A day in the life of someone else 
                       E 
Cuz I'm a hazard to myself 
 
Chorus: