Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls 
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back 
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl 

Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there 
Laughing loud so all the little people stare 
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne 
(Drop a name) 
What happened to the dream of a girl president 
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent 
They travel in packs of two or three 
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees 
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone? 
Oh where, oh where could they be? 

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back 
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl 
Maybe if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back 
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl 

(Break it down now) 
Disease's growing, it's epidemic 
I'm scared that there ain't a cure 
The world believes it and I'm going crazy 
I cannot take any more 
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in 
That will never be me 
Outcasts and girls with ambition 
That's what I wanna see 
Disasters all around 
Would despair 
Their only concern 
Will they f*** up my hair 

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back 
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl 
Maybe if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back 
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl 

[Interlude] 
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more that 300 calories 
That was so not sexy, no 
Good one, can I borrow that? 
[Vomits] 
I will be skinny

(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing) 
(I like this, like this, like this) 
Pretty will you f*** me girl, silly as a lucky girl 
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl! 
Pretty would u f*** me girl, silly as a lucky girl 
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl! 

Maybe if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back 
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl! 

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back 
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl 
Maybe if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back 
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl