A5                      A#5 
I made quite a splash, I hacked and I slashed  
   B5 
My way to the top of Page One  
    E5          
The cops even checked but they didn't suspect  
      A5 
I was carving up fellers for fun  
     A5                   A#5 
Yes, I never thought I'd finally get caught  
  B5                         D5 
I hope that they all rest in peace  
       E5 
'Cause I'm locked away, what more can I say  
          
'Cept what I told the police  

Chorus: 
    A5  
Aw, I've got friends in crawl spaces  
         A5 
I've got arms and legs and a few faces  
        B5                      E5 
Stashed all around in different parts of town  
       A5 
Well I met 'em in bars on a friendly basis  
      A5                   A5 
Now I got 'em in jars and flower vases  
    B5              E5         A5  
Oh, I've got friends in crawl spaces  

Instrumental  

I know I was wrong, I just don't belong  
I guess you've heard that one before  
But the guys they all dig me, I'm like Eleanor Rigby  
There's a face in a jar by my door  
I must be insane, got an abnormal brain  
What else could I do to get laid  
The guys that I date met a terrible fate  
They ended up lightly saut?ed  

Chorus 2: 
Aw, I've got friends in crawl spaces  
Every shape and size and all races  
All blood and guts, man, I must be nuts  
Well, I got one that'll really kill ya  
I'm the poster child for necrophilia  
I've got friends in crawl spaces  

(Aw, We're really cooking now)  

Well, I've got friends in crawl spaces  
I'm the queer that made Milwaukee famous  
Oh, I've got friends in crawl spaces