E5 
Out in the country passed the city limit sign  
       E5 
Is the Back Door Lounge near the county line 
    A5                                                      E5  
The guys start humpin? every evenin? when they?re not goin down 
             B5  
There?s Judy Garland on the jukebox, Virginia Slims to smoke  
B5                                         A5     E5 
That?s where the gay cowpokes do the poop chute boogie 

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       A5                                             E5 
I said here we go, do si do, c?mon baby let?s do the poop chute 
A5                                            E5             
Exlax, circle jacks, c?mon meet me out back, we?re gonna boogie 
       B5                                         A5     E5 
I said bend down, reach around, go to town, poop chute boogie
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Well the bartender says Judy, what will it be 
I?ll have a shot of that floor, sir, looking at me 
The dance floor is swishin and it?s hot as Liberace?s thighs 
Transvestites, booty boys, there ain?t no strays 
Nobody ever has to wait to do the poop chute boogie 
 
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