G5 D5 G5 She thinks I steal cars G5 C5 G5 Just because my attics full of hubcaps G5 D5 G5 Just because the basement?s full of tires G5 G5 C5 Just because I ground the numbers off her engine block G5 D5 G5 She thinks I steal cars C5 G5 And if she?s happy thinking I?m a car thief G5 D5 I guess it?s cause I gave her such a deal C5 G5 But all her old friends keep asking questions A5 D5 Like where did you get that Oldsmobile And just because the police came this morning Just because they slammed behind bars Just because she found the bathtub full of auto parts She thinks I steal cars She thinks I steal cars