Family Feud
By Pistol Annies

Capo 4

Intro A 

A
Fine China stacked by the kitchen sink
D
Aunt Tammy's in there claimin' all the diamond rings
A
Uncle Bobby's loadin' up the TV set
D		                            				Am
Only thing they're grievin'  over is what they ain't gonna get
D		            			A
She's only been in the ground a day or two
G		           			D	               	A
I'm glad mama ain't around to watch this family feud


Great granddaddy's shotgun started it all
She wasn't even cold 'fore they ripped it off the wall
Wanda's fighting Angie over antique quilts
Nobody even waited for the readin' of the will
If daddy was here, he'd beat us black and blue
I'm glad mama ain't around to watch this family feud

D		      A
Oooooh, Ooooooh

A
I'm watchin' it all go down in shame
D			                   	        	A
Wish the whole house'd go up in flames
A		                    		        	D
Who gives a damn 'bout a cedar chest
A		        	(let ring)
When we just laid her soul to rest
D		                              			A
She's only been in the ground a day or two
D		                    		          		A
I'm glad mama ain't around to watch this family feud
D	                  		        	A
She's probably rollin' over in her grave
D	                   			          			A
'Cause the good Lord giveth and a family taketh away