Standard Tuning

D G (x2)

D          G
I left the beans on 
D        G
I put my jeans on 
D                     Em                A
And drove down to the Jonesville News & Times 
D             G
I said to the man
D                G
I need to place an ad
D                Em                A
How much will it be for these four lines 
                G                              A                         
Cause my husband's pissed me off for the last time 

G             D
Trailer for rent,
G            D
no down payment 
G               D                             Em           
Comes with some holes and dents where I got tired of his shit 
G                    A (once)
Call if your interested, trailer for rent 

D G (X2) 

D               G
It's been ten years, 
D               G
ten thousand beers 
D                     Em                   A
And he's still sittin right there on the couch 
D               G
I played the misses
D               G
and I done the dishes 
D               Em              A
Bout time somebody got the hell out 
G                                         A             
My phone ought to be ringing right about now 

                G            D
Cause there's a trailer for rent,
G          D
no down payment 
G                D                           Em           
Comes with some holes and dents where I got tired of his shit 
G                  A (once)
Call if your interested, trailer for rent

D G (x2)
D Em A 

          G           D 
There's a trailer for rent(trailer for rent),
G           D
no down payment(no down payment)
G                 D                           Em                
Comes with some holes and dents where I got tired of his shit 
            G                 A (once)
You better call if your interested, trailer for rent 

D G (x2)
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