Bm D A E
Dear Hef, I write to you this letter
Enclosed I think you'll find my resume
Also a reference from my mother
She said I used to do my chores

G  A
Maybe I can clean the pools
Maybe I can drive the cars
Maybe I can mow the lawns
Can You get me out of here?

Bm D A E
I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion
Just let me be there for one year, then I can die!
I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion
Just let me be there for one year, then I can die!

I'd be so cool at all the parties
I'll pack my footsie pajamas
And I don't even need my own room
I'll share with April, May and June, Yeah!

G  A
Maybe I can clean the pools
Maybe I can drive the cars
Maybe I can mow the lawns
Can You get me out of here?

Bm D A E
I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion
Just let me be there for one year, then I can die!
I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion
Just let me be there for one year, then I can die!

Dear Momma I write you here at poolside
Things are fine now here in Cali'
I have new girlfriends, they are nice!
Don't count on seeing me anytime soon!

G  A
Now that I'm swimming in the pools
Now that I'm mowing the lawns
Now that I'm wearing my footsies
Taking one month at a time!

Bm D A E
I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion
Just let me be there for one year, then I can die!
I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion
Just let me be there for one year, then I can die!

Bm D A E
I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion
Just let me be there for one year, then I can die!
I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion
Just let me be there for one year, then I can die!