This is the song from the credits of the classic disney movie Monsters Inc., sing by
Billy Crystal and John Goodman and written by Randy Newman. I was shocked to see no chords
of it anywhere, so here they are, as accurate as I can make them... Let me know if you 
have any improvements!

Eb              Eb9
    If I were a rich man
Ab6                  Abm6
   With a million or two
Eb              C7
  I'd live in a penthouse
F9                    Bb7
    In a room, with a view
Eb              Eb9
    And if I were handsome (No way)  It could happen
Ab6                    Abm6
   'Cos dreams do come true
Eb    C7            F7
    I wouldn't have nothin'
     Bb7          Eb
If I didn't have you
F#             C#
 Wouldn't have nothin'
     Ab
If I didn't have
F#   C#            Ab
     Wouldn't have nothin'

If I didn't have
F#   C#            Bb      Bb7+5
     Wouldn't have nothin'
Eb                  Eb9
    For years I have envied (You green with it)
Ab6                     Abm6
    Your grace and your charm
Eb6          C7             F7
    Everyone loves you, you know?
      Bb7
Yes I know, I know, I know
Eb               Eb7
    But I must admit it
Ab6                      Abm6
 Big guy, you always come through
Eb    C7            F7
    I wouldn't have nothin'
     Bb7          Eb    Bbm7       Eb7
If I didn't have you
Ab        Abmaj7   D7
    You and me together
Gm
    That's how it
 Gmmaj7        Gm7      C7
 Always should be
Fm  Fmmaj7      Fm7      Bb7
One without the other
           Eb6
Don't mean nothing to me
Bb7+5
Nothing to me

[Next bit is spoken:]
Eb    Eb9
Yeah, I wouldn't be nothin' (Aw now)
Ab6   Abm6          Eb
If I didn't have you to serve
                       C7         F7
I'm just a punky little eyeball
                Bb7
And a funky optic nerve
Eb    Eb9
    Hey I never told you this
[Sung from here:]
Ab6                       Abm6
  Sometimes I get a little blue (looks good on you)
Eb    C7            F7
    I wouldn't have nothin'
     Bb7          Eb
If I didn't have you   (Let's dance!)

[For Instrumental, see section starting "you and me together"]
Eb                     Eb9
    Yes I wouldn't be nothin
Ab6                  Abm6
    If I didn't have you  (I know what you mean Sulley because-)
Eb                    C7
    I wouldn't know where to go (Me too because I-)
   F9           Bb7
Or know, what to do (Why do you keep singin' my part?!)
Eb                  Eb9
    I don't have to say it (Aww say it anyway)
         Ab6             Abm6
(Cause we) both know it's true
Eb    C7            F9
    I wouldn't have nothin'
    Bb7
If I didn't have
Eb    C7            F9
    I wouldn't have nothin'
    Bb7
If I didn't have
Eb    C7            F9
    I wouldn't have nothin'
    Bb7
If I didn't have
Eb
you
[Slower]
F#            C#
Wouldn't have nothin'
     Ab
If I didn't have
Eb
Youuuuu
               B  C#m/B  B7
(One more time... big one!)
E                 E9
    Don't have to say it  (Where'd everybody come from?)
A6                     Am6
  Oh, we both know it's true (Let's take it home big guy)
E    C#7           F#7
   I wouldn't have nothin'
     B7
If I didn't have
E    C#7           F#7
   I wouldn't have nothin'
     B7
If I didn't have
E    C#7           F#7
   I wouldn't have nothin'
     B7
If I didn't have
E7   E6   F#7   B7
You, you, you

A-E-I-O
F#   B7    E
That means you
[NC]
Yeah