D                             F
Nannie's going crazy and she lost everything she had
C                Am                E
Jody's hooked on drugs we have her husband to thank for that
D                             F
Her kids are spoiled shits who seem to bitch nonstop
C                Am                E
And they're always finding new ways to piss Greg off

           (chorus)
G                                                F
And that's the family I've had to live with everyday
       C                Am     E
Me I'm prefect in every single way
G
If God would only make more of me
    F
The world would just be dandy
       C     Am          E
But in stead God made my family


Jeremy's not so bad when you give Him a quarter sac
And Michael's pretty happy with a six pack
David's always gone God knows what he's hooked on
And Texas seems to be his second home

   (repeat chorus)