(intro) D5 G5 D5 (3x) D5 I work all day in a break neck run G5 Just to come home to another pile of work to be done D5 ( G5 D5 ) (2x) And all I wanna do is flop on the couch and die D5 Baby comes in he's give out too G5 I say it's pizza or nothing, and Trixie's all out of dog food A5 I could just break right down and cry (refr?o) D5 G5 A5 I need a vacation from my life G5 D5 Me and my husband we need a wife G5 A5 ( A5 A5 ) Somebody who's soul ambition is laundry D5 G5 A5 I wanna fall asleep on the patio swing G5 D5 While somebody else does the dishes and cleans G5 A5 Mariachis could stroll through the yard and play softly G5 A5 Wouldn't even have to leave 2523 General George Patton Drive G5 A5 D5 ( G5 D5 ) (2x) I need a vacation from my life D5 Don't even get me started on Saturdays G5 All I do is rearrange the clutter D5 ( G5 D5 ) (2x) Yeah I invented shabby chic D5 Who wants to mow when it's so dang hot G5 Me and baby got a theory about our little half acre lot A5 If it blooms it's not a weed (refr?o 2x) G5 Wouldn't even have to leave this state, Tennessee B5 A5 2523 General George Patton Drive G5 A5 D5 ( G5 D5 ) But I need a vacation from my life G5 A5 D5 ( G5 D5 ) (3x) Whoa oh I need a vacation from my life