intro: G5 C5 G5 x2 E5 C5 G5 C5 G5 D5 

G5        C5           G5 
Well it sure didnt take to long
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I woke up one morning and she's gone
         E5             C5          G5            C5
and the note that she wrote didnt say 'Dear John'
        G5            D5
it said Goodbye F***er Im Gone

She was a homegrown mountain girl
raised in a different world
i was a wannabe rocker she was more into Merle
I just couldnt see it just wouldnt work

Chorus:
          E5            C5         G5              C5
Now I'm double-fisting longnecks grapefruit and Stolie
         G5             D5     G5
But I'm never getting over Jolie.