Capo at 2nd




Intro 2x: E5 *, B5 , E5 *, B5
          C5 , A5 , C5 , A5
       



E5 *        B5
Hello, hello?
E5 *            B5           C5           A5
Calling a Karl Projectorinski to the front
C5          A5              E5 *       B5
Of the Cathedral you have won, dear sir
E5 *        B5           C5    A5   C5
May I congratulate you first?
             A5
Oh, what an honour



 G5      F5            E5
Human, human of the year!
 D5
You won!...
 G5      F5            E5
Human, human of the year!
 D5
You won!...



Why are you so scared?
You stand there shaking in your pew
The icons are whispering to you
They're just old men 
Like on the benches in the park
Except their balding spots are glistening with gold



Human, human of the year!
You won!...
Human, human of the year!
You won!...



 E5 *       B5       E5 *        B5
Aah, aAh, aaAAah, ah Aaeeah, aaAh..
 D5
aaaaAAAAaaaaahhh...
          G5
You have won...



G5  G5  G5 G5  G5
Hallelujah...
G5  G5  G5 G5  G5
Hallelujah...
G5  G5  G5 G5    C5
Halleluuuuujah...
  A?7    G5
Halle... lujaaah...



E5   D5       C5         G5      E5    D5         C5       G5 
Outside the cars are beeping out a song just in your honour
E5    D5          C5       G5       E5     D5        C5         G5 
And though they do not know it, all mankind are now your brothers
E5   D5           C5           G5      E5      D5      C5       G5 
And thus the Cathedral had spoken, wishing well to all us sinners
E5   D5       C5         G5      E5        D5          C5     G5 
And with a sigh, grew silent 'Til next years' big human winner
E5   D5       C5         G5      E5    D5         C5       G5 
Outside the cars are beeping out a song just in your honour
E5    D5          C5       G5       A5    E5      C5        F#5
And though they do not know it, all mankind are now your brothers
D5       Eb5       E5
All mankind are now your brothers



Hallelujah
Hallelujah...
HalleluuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUuuujah
Halleeeee lujaaahh...



E5 *   B5
Hello, hello?
E5 *        B5           C5              A5
Calling a Karl Projectorinski to the front
C5          A5          E5
Of the Cathedral, you have won...