rehab
bartender
NO CAPO VERSION NORMAL E TUNING

         G
Bartender I really did it this time
       Bm   
Broke my parole to have a good time
      C      
When I got home it was 6 AM 
   D
The door was locked so I kicked it in
       G    
She was trippin on the bills
            Bm 
I think she was high on some pills
            C
She threw my shit out into the yard
        D  
Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard
   G          
And in my drunken stuper
          Bm  
I did what I should have never done
           C
And now I'm sittin here, talking to you   
D
Drunk and on the run
           G
I'm sittin at a bar on the inside
            Bm  
Waiting for my ride on the outside
           C
She broke my heart, in the trailer park 
    D        
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
F                                       G Bm C D 
Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away
              G
Ya know Moe I'll probably get ten years
             Bm
So just give me beers till they get here
     C
Yea I know the sun is coming up
          D
And yall are probably get ready for closein up
      G  
But I'm trying to drown my sole
            Bm
I'm tired of this life on the dirt road
    C
Everything that I love is gone
      D
And I'm tired of hangin on
                  G
She got me sittin at a bar on the inside 

           Bm  
Waiting for my ride on the outside
           C
She broke my heart, in the trailer park 
    D        
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
F                                       G Bm C D 
Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away

[Rap:]       G  
Guess it was meant to be
Romance is misery
               Bm
So much for memories
 And now I am headed to the penitentiary
          C
See me on TV 
The next cop series
           D
I Am A danger 
I guess I should have did something about my anger
     G
But I never learn
Real things I don't concern
     Bm  
I pour kerosene on everything I love 
And watch it burn
         C
I know it's my fault 
But I wasn't happy it was over
    D 
She threw a fit
So I crashed that piece of shit Nova

[Song:]       G
And now I am going back again
          Bm  
Back to the pin to see my friends
        C  
When we all pile out that county van 
     D
They'll ask me where I've been
            G
I've been at a bar on the inside 
           Bm  
Waiting for my ride on the outside
           C
She broke my heart, in the trailer park 
    D        
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
F                                       G Bm C D 
Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away
[Fades out:]
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Heyyyyyyyy
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Hey you bastard
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