My Hair Song
Rhett and Link
Chorus
C (x32010@1) EmMy (022000@1)hair goes up. My hair goes down
Am (x02210@1) FMy (133211@1)hair goes up. My hair goes down
C (x32010@1) EmMy (022000@1)hair goes up. My hair goes down
Am (x02210@1)
Down(up) Down(up) Down(up) Down(up)
Verse 1
C (x32010@1) Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1)
My hair flows. Like a waterfall over a cliff that is my face.
C (x32010@1) Em (022000@1) AmMy (x02210@1)hair goes, heaven bound dirty blonde rockets into space.
C (x32010@1) EmMy (022000@1)hair conceals my elf ears
Am (x02210@1) FThey (133211@1)are a little bit embarrassing
C (x32010@1) Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) FWith (133211@1)hair is high, Im 6 foot nine making me a giant, technically speaking.
C (x32010@1) Em (022000@1) AmWell (x02210@1)I can shake my hair and generate enough breeze to locomote a toy sail
Fboat. (133211@1)
C (x32010@1) EmI (022000@1)would need no broom to sweep this room
Am (x02210@1) FIf (133211@1)someone spilled honey bunches of oats.
Chorus
C (x32010@1) EmMy (022000@1)hair goes up. My hair goes down
Am (x02210@1) FMy (133211@1)hair goes up. My hair goes down
C (x32010@1) EmMy (022000@1)hair goes up. My hair goes down
Am (x02210@1)
Down(up) Down(up) Down(up) Down(up)
Verse 2
C (x32010@1) EmMy (022000@1)hair pwns gravity
Am (x02210@1) FIt (133211@1)makes Sir Isaac Newton question himself.
C (x32010@1) Em (022000@1) AmMy (x02210@1)hair looks rustic like Ive draped my head with a beaver pelt
C (x32010@1) Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) FA (133211@1)momma bird lay some eggs up there; I didnt mind that much.
C (x32010@1) Em (022000@1) AmShe (x02210@1)raised them in my quaff til them birdies flew off, and we still keep in
Ftouch. (133211@1)
C (x32010@1) Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) FI (133211@1)bet you didnt see my switch blade, or my iPad, or my chia tea
C (x32010@1) EmAnd (022000@1)with a little more growth, you want even know
Am (x02210@1) FI (133211@1)got a full size baby. A full size baby?
G (320003@1) CYah! (x32010@1)Im gonna name him Ricky.
Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) FAfter (133211@1)your dad. Nope! I just always wanted to name a kid Ricky.
C (x32010@1) Em (022000@1)
I would call him Richard, but Im probably being picky
Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) CAnd (x32010@1)why are you hiding a kid anyway?!
Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) FWell (133211@1)its actually just a robotic baby
What were we talking about?
Chorus
C (x32010@1) EmYour (022000@1)hair goes up. Your hair goes down
Am (x02210@1)
Your hair goes up. Your hair goes
Bridge
C (x32010@1) Em (022000@1) AmWe (x02210@1)interrupt the chorus of this song to bring you an important message:
FThere (133211@1)are many weighty decisions you must make in a life
C (x32010@1) EmLike: (022000@1)who youre gonna marry. What you gonna do for a living
Am (x02210@1) FBoxers (133211@1)or briefs. Or commando
CAnd, (x32010@1)listen, youre gonna make mistakes
Em (022000@1) AmYou (x02210@1)might invest your life savings in dehydrated water,
F (133211@1) CYou (x32010@1)might forget whether prohibited means you can do it or you cant do it
Am (x02210@1) FYou (133211@1)might ask a non-pregnant woman if shes pregnant.
CThats (x32010@1)ok youll recover
Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) FBut (133211@1)just make sure you get this one, most important, course-of-your-
C (x32010@1) Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) Flife-altering (133211@1)choice, right.
Chorus
CDoes (x32010@1)your hair go up?
Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) COr (x32010@1)does it go down(up) down(up) down(up) down