No capo Played with bar chords A5 (hold) A5 It's not you, it's me E5 And me don't like you A5 It's not you, it's I and (hold) A5 I am breaking up with you A5 (hold) A5 You swore up and down the walls E5 'Twilight is is best trilogy of all' A5 Some how you got me to agree A5 to dress up like Edward for Halloween D5 But now that I'm coming clean A5 First off, Twilight is a quadrillogy E5 And that tan werewolf dude isn't worthy E5 Of removing, A5 A wookie's dingleberries (Chewbacca impressions) A5 A5 It's not me, it's you E5 (Even more I think about it) It's definitely you A5 But it might be me A5 Cause me decided to date you A5 When we went out on our first date E5 You said you don't eat anything with a face A5 Then for the next eighteen months A5 I ate sausage made from rice and walnuts (that's not sausage) D5 But now that we're parting ways E5 Newsflash, Fish have a face! A5 And unless it's in a newton, he doesn't want another fig! (hold) A5 Tonight I'm eating a rabbit-ven-it-ture-duck-in-ig That's a rabbit inside a duck, inside a chicken, inside a turkey, inside a deer, inside a pig (deep fried), with gravy (beef gravy) (That's disgusting. And impossible) A5 It's you, it's you (no doubt about it) E5 It was always totally you A5 (hold) But now it's up to me A5 And me is now dumping you
