[Richie] ... Johnny. [Johnny] .... ya, Richie][ ....When was the first time you heard a naughty word. G First time I heard a naughty word, was when I was a child. D I heard it from the chickens, me granny she went wild. G Me granny says now Johnny, the chickens they don't curse. D G Be goreses says to granny, twas the chicken said it first. CHORUS C F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off G F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off D now this is chicken talk G F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off C This is what they say, G When the chickens they do lay. D F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off G F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off. G Then up the yard me granny came and let an awful shout. D She says to me now Johnny, shut that f'en chickens mouth. G I ran the chicken up the yard, across and all around. D G And yet the bleddy chicken wouldn't stop that f'en sound. CHORUS C F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off G F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off D now this is chicken talk G F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off C This is what they say, G When the chickens they do lay. D F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off G F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off. G Then granny started cursing ,but the chicken said it first. D The more that granny shouted, the more the chicken cursed. G Granny said I never seen the like in all my life. D G I never had a chicken that caused so much strife, CHORUS C F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off G F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off D now this is chicken talk G F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off C This is what they say, G When the chickens they do lay. D F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off G F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off. CHORUS 2 C So lets all sing along. G lets sing the chicken song. D F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off G F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off C Quack quack quack quack ,went the duck. G But the chicken still said fock. D F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off G F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off C F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off G F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck of D now this is chicken talk G F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off C This is what they say, G When the chickens they do lay. D F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off G F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off.