This is the first song David Brent plays in Series 1 Episode 4 of
The Office. The whole song is fingerpicked, and it is in standard
tuning.

Intro

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The next guitar part seems slightly improvised. The patterns I
have chosen aren't exactly correct, but these are the notes he
uses, and it sounds close enough. (The gaps inbetween notes are
deliberatly done to represent the longer and shorter notes.

The Spaceman came down to answer some things

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The world gathered round from paupers to kings

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"I'll answer you're questions, I'll answer them true."

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"I'll show you the way, you know what to do."

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"Who is wrong, and who is right?"

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"Yellow, brown, black or white?"

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The Spaceman, he anwered, "You no longer mind"

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"I've opened you're eyes, you're now colour blind"

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