Tom: D

D                                  D7M
Is the Richard Gere Gerbil story true
                            D7
Who came third in World War 2
                      G
did Sooty sleep with Sue,
                       D                  A         A7
These things I think about, when i'm with out with you...
D                             D7M
What are the holes in biro's for
                          D7
which one's which in the Corrs
                        G
did Geff Hurst really score,
                    D             A      A7
Coz frankly your a bore, and i'm not...
D7           G                  Em            Am              
And if it's leavin' season your second on the bill
D7           G                   Em               Am
If you wont leave me baby i'll find someone who will,
         Em        Am
I tried love, i'm sorry
         Em
I tried love...
D                      D7M
Does God ever get it wrong
                       D7
Where has Gary Barlow gone
                         G
Why is Christmas Day so long
                    D         A
It just goes on and on... and on,
      A7
Like you,
D7           G                       Em            Am
And if it's leavin' season your the second on the bill
D7           G                  Em               Am
If you wont leave me baby i'll find someone who will,
          Em      Am
I tried love, i'm sorry
         Em
I tried love...
E7                      A
Do duh duh duh duh duh duh,
 F#           Bm
duh duh, duh duh...
E7                      A
Do duh duh duh duh duh duh,
 F#           Bm
duh duh, duh duh,
         F#       Bm
I tried love, i'm sorry
        F#
I tried love...
D                            D7M
Why is there ketchup on my sleeve
                          D7
Do you think Adam fancied Eve
                          G
What if Eve could not conceive
                           D
And he had to breed with Steve,
             A
We'd all be gay....