Bass & Guitar appregio only F I've sung some songs that were lame F I've slept with girls on the game Gm I've got my Catholic shame Gm Lord I'm in purgatory (Percusion joins in from 'top', ring all chords from then, too.) C Bb F F Basically, it's all come on top for me Bridge F I wasn't me when we met F You haven't lost my respect Bb/D I'm here to serve and protect Csus4 C Csus2 What shade of insanity (Ring all chords from 'back'.) C Bb F F Keeps leading you ba-ack to me Chorus F So put your hands across the water Gm Mushro-o-om C Monso-o-on (Ring all chords from 'so-') Bb F F (ring) Come so-o-on Verse F Don't wanna piss on your parade F I'm here to make money and get laid Gm Yeah I'm a star but I'll fade Gm C If you ain't sticking your kni-ives through me (Ring all chords from '-ven-') Bb F F You will be e-ven-tual-ly F To all you Sharons and Michelles F With all your tales to sell Gm Save your meat money well Gm C I'm glad that spending a ni-ight with me (Ring all chords from '-le-') Bb F F Guaranteed you ce-le-bri-ty Bridge F And I can't talk in a crowd F When I'm alone I'm too loud Bb/D You've done your daddy's proud Csus4 C Csus2 Thank you for keeping me co-om-pany (Ring all chords from 'ni-ice') C Bb F F You've all been so ni-ice to me Chorus F So put your hands across the water Gm Mushro-o-om C Monso-o-on (Ring all chords from 'so-') Bb F F (ring) Come so-o-on Middle 8 Ebsus4 Eb Ebsus4 Eb Fsus4 F O-oh Lor', I-I feel no- othin' Ebssu4 Eb Ebsus4 Eb Csus2 C Csus4 C I-I know much smarter men never got this far No percussion until 'much' F I've got too many regrets F I smoked too many cigarettes Gm I've had more blondes than brunettes C I'm not expecting your sympathy (Ring all chords from 'much') Bb F F (ring) But it's all been too much for me Chorus F So put your hands across the water Gm7 Mushro-o-om C Monso-o-on (Ring all chords from 'so-') Bb F F (ring) Come so-o-on F So put your hands across the water Bb Mushro-o-om C Monso-o-on (Ring all chords from 'so-') Bb F F (ring) Come so-o-on
