G C G C Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party G Em C D We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog G C Little sister brought her new boyfriend G C He was a Mexican G Em C We didn't know what to think of him until he sang D G Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad C Brother Ken brought his kids with him G C The three from his first wife Lynn G Em C D And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell G C Of course he brought his new wife Kay G C Who talks all about AA G Em C D Chain smoking while the stereo plays Noel, Noel G The First Noel D Carve the Turkey Turn the ball game on C Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone D Send somebody to the Quickpak Store C We need some ice and an extension chord D A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites C A box of Tampons, some Marlboro Lights G Em Halelluja everybody say cheese C D G Merry Christmas from the family C Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen G C I can't remember how I'm kin to them G Em But when they tried to plug their motor home in C D They blew our Christmas lights G C Cousin David knew just what went wrong G C So we all waited out on our front lawn G Em He threw a breaker and the lights came on C D G C G And we sang Silent Night, oh Silent Night, oh Holy Night D Carve the turkey turn the ball game on C Make Bloody Marys Cause We All Want One! D Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go C We need some celery and a can of fake snow D A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites C A box of Tampons, some Salem Lights G Em Halelluja, everybody say cheese C D G Merry Christmas from the Family C G Feliz Navidad!
