G5 C5 G5 C5 Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party G5 E5 C5 D5 We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog G5 C5 Little sister brought her new boyfriend G5 C5 He was a Mexican G5 E5 C5 We didn't know what to think of him until he sang D5 G5 Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad C5 Brother Ken brought his kids with him G5 C5 The three from his first wife Lynn G5 E5 C5 D5 And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell G5 C5 Of course he brought his new wife Kay G5 C5 Who talks all about AA G5 E5 C5 D5 Chain smoking while the stereo plays Noel, Noel G5 The First Noel D5 Carve the Turkey Turn the ball game on C5 Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone D5 Send somebody to the Quickpak Store C5 We need some ice and an extension chord D5 A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites C5 A box of Tampons, some Marlboro Lights G5 E5 Halelluja everybody say cheese C5 D5 G5 Merry Christmas from the family C5 Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen G5 C5 I can't remember how I'm kin to them G5 E5 But when they tried to plug their motor home in C5 D5 They blew our Christmas lights G5 C5 Cousin David knew just what went wrong G5 C5 So we all waited out on our front lawn G5 E5 He threw a breaker and the lights came on C5 D5 G5 C5 G5 And we sang Silent Night, oh Silent Night, oh Holy Night D5 Carve the turkey turn the ball game on C5 Make Bloody Marys Cause We All Want One! D5 Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go C5 We need some celery and a can of fake snow D5 A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites C5 A box of Tampons, some Salem Lights G5 E5 Halelluja, everybody say cheese C5 D5 G5 Merry Christmas from the Family C5 G5 Feliz Navidad!
