E      B7
I'd like to        shoot you in the ass with a        BB gun
       E
Lay there in the tall grass and        laugh at what I done
       A
Put a blood blister u      pon each bun
       B7      E
I'd like to        shoot you in the ass with a        BB gun

       E      B7
I'd love to        rub your toothbrush on a        sick monkeys butt
       E
Give your home phone number to some        perverted nut
       A
Tell everybody whatcha really weight and        just for fun
       B7      E
I'd like to        shoot you in the ass with a        BB gun

       E      B7
I'd like to        shoot you in the ass with a        BB gun
       E
Lay there in the tall grass and        wait for the cops to come
       A
Put a blood blister u      pon each bun
       B7      E
I'd like to        shoot you in the ass with a        BB gun

       E      B7
I'd love to        kick your poodle, I'd        love to sling your cat
       E
Bust your Yanni CD's with a        baseball bat
       A
Send your fat-mouthed momma sailing like the flying        nun
       B7      E
I'd like to        shoot you in the ass with a        BB gun

       E      B7
I'd like to        shoot you in the ass with a        BB gun
       E
Lay there in the tall grass and        wait for the cops to come
       A
Put a blood blister u      pon each bun
       B7
I'd like to        pot Sally Fields right square in the ass
       E
With a Red Rider BB        gun.