Butt Ugly Slut
written by Roger Alan Wade
from the album "All Likkered Up"
tabbed 9/24/05



N/C
Eagle, buzzard, sparrow, crow
Take me down where the winds don't blow


INTRO: E5


CHORUS:
         E5
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
      A5                  E5
And a jealous old man in jail

I want one so ugly she'll crack a mirror
       F#5                             B5
And so fat she'll knock a needle off a scale
E5
Long as she'll buy me a new Zebco
        A5                          E5
I don't care if she's built like a blue whale
         A5                     E5
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
      B5                 E5
And a jealous old man in jail


           A5                   E5
Lord she's ignorant, but she's ugly
           B5              E5
Yeah she's lazy, but she's mean
          A5                                                          E5
I been to 2 tent revivals and a chicken fight and I ain't never seen nothin'
             B5                                                E5
Like when my little Wildebeast tears into a dozen jelly-filled Krispe Kremes

CHORUS:
         E5
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
      A5                  E5
And a jealous old man in jail

I want one so ugly she'll crack a mirror
       F#5                           B5
And so fat she'll knock a train of a rail
E5
I don't care if she cheats on me
          A5                      E5   
'long she sends me checks in the mail
         A5                     E5
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
      B5                 E5
And a jealous old man in jail
         A5                     E5
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
      B5                 A5
And a jealous old man in jail
            E5          B5 - E5
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