Intro: A A G G C Am D D G G Dm An angel on a Harley Am Pulls across to greet a fellow rolling stone Dm Puts his bike up on it's stand Leans back and then extends Am A scarred and greasy hand...he said G C Am How ya doin bro?...where ya been?...where ya goin'? D Then he takes your hand In some strange Californian handshake G And breaks the bone Have a nice day Dm A housewife from Encino Whose husband's on the golf course Am With his book of rules Dm Breaks and makes a 'U' and idles back Am To take a second look at you G You flex your rod C Am Fish takes the hook D Sweet vodka and tobacco in her breath G Another number in your little black book C Em These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking C Em These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking D G Oh babe, I must be dreaming Dm I'm standing on the leading edge Am The Eastern seaboard spread before my eyes Dm "Jump" says Yoko Ono Am "I'm too scared and too good looking" I cried G "Go on", she says C Am "Why don't you give it a try? D G Why prolong the agony all men must die" Dm Do you remember Dick Tracy? Am Do you remember Shane? And mother wants you Dm Could you see him selling tickets Am Where the buzzard circles over [Shane] The body on the plain G Did you understand the music Yoko C Am Or was it all in vain? [Shane] D The bitch said something mystical "Herro" G So I stepped back on the kerb again C Em These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking C Em These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking D G Oh babe, I must be dreaming again C Em (repeat and fade) These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking
