The chords are easy:

verses:
D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 A5
chorus:
G5 A5 D5 G5  G5 A5 D5
bridge:
D5 D5 D5 D5

such as:

verse
D5                    D5
i love you more than bears love honey

etc.

chorus
G5               A5
i love you even if it's not hip

etc.

verse
D5                    D5
I love you more than girls love dolls
D5                    D5
I love you more than dogs love balls
D5                        D5               A5 
I love you more than the white stuff in a zit

chorus
G5               A5
I love you Like Gary Busey 

etc.

bridge
D5                     D5
Jewish people driving German cars

etc.


D5   D5   D5
Cha Cha Cha