Left hand hammers-on chords:

e --------------|
B --------------|
G --5--4--2--5--|
D --5--5--3--7--|
A --3--5--3--7--|
E -----3--1--5--|
    C  G  F  Am

Right hand taps in quarter notes throughout:

e 15--------------|
B ----13--13--13--|
G ----------------|
D ----------------|
A ----------------|
E ----------------|

C                            G                       F
  What ever happened to that white dog poop from the 70's

C                   G                  F
  It went away as mysteriously as it came

C                            G                       F
  What ever happened to that white dog poop from the 70's

C                   G
  It went away like me and you

F
  It wasn't wrong, but it wasn't true

G                       Am               F
  In French they say le blanc dodo du la 70's.